First Response should donate to my future kids’ college fund

Because if they come up with one more test I won’t be able to send my kids to school. Oh, yes, please start testing 5 days before your missed period so we can get you to use at least 4 sticks a cycle. Their profits must have doubled once the came up with this so called “early” testing. And I’m sure the cycle it actually happens and I find out “5 days sooner” I will be happy too. But they know the average (just not the people we know) couple takes about 6 months…so that 5 months of using 4 tests opposed to just one or maybe two tests if you were to wait until you miss your period. And my loving husband brought home the expensive digital ones last time…only two of them. He thought one for this month and one for next…not a bad deal. He has no clue how many of those darn tests we take. Plus with those digital ones you can’t over analyze to see if there is even a faint line. Well, what fun it that? I did get the wtf out of him when he saw the price of the 20 pack of opk’s. Don’t even get me started on those! I do refuse to break down and buy the clear blue easy monitor. I will post later on their at home fertility test and how it probably has women jumping off bridges everywhere.