this is a joke right?

I have to interview some young knocked up and un-wed chick to be my assistant. Sorry, it behoves me how something I've been trying to do for the last 8 months she did by accident. I mean, unless your condom broke or your birth control failed (and I don't mean you didn't know the age old rule about antibiotics and bc) it was no accident. We all know where babies come from! You made a choice somewhere along the lines that got you knocked up and because of that I'm not about to let you be my assistant...and its mood point any how because I already have someone for the job its just an HR thing that I have to interview her anyway. Besides she is due in 3 weeks, so sure I'm going to hire you so you can leave in 3 weeks for 3 months (she is a current employee at anther site thus making her eligible for maternity leave). I'm sure HR would love this post.